Well, I did it. I survived an Olympic-length triathlon. It wasn’t pretty, I didn’t feel…

Writer’s block is real, people, as I can attest to this week. I literally have…

Alas, I may be losing my competitive spirit. Not when it comes to important matters,…

What a poopy week I’ve had, and I say that both figuratively and literally. Let’s…

I’ve done it, folks! I’ve successfully secured Worst Mom of the Year for 2021. Instead…

What a difference a year makes! I’ve said this often, but when I look back…

We are terrible parents. Not in the cosmic sense, of course. I actually believe that…

People often ask which of our four heirs is my favorite. The expected response is,…

Blech. My summer is almost over, and I feel as though I’ve only now begun…

\Sometimes, I really don’t like people. And by people, I mean strangers, family, my children,…